CLG - Certified lover girl

A female who easily genuinely falls in love with a boy wholeheartedly.

Defined example : Based of observations, Kelsey is a CLG - certified lover girl .

by Kels15 August 19, 2022

Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."

Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.

by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006

G Manifesto Certified

G Manifesto Certified is some thing that is dope

This beat is so dope, its G Manifesto Certified

by Money B August 30, 2008

certified baller

being such a baller that you are legally certified.

Mike "Look at that baller!"
Shaun "Oh thats just james, he's a certified baller."

by jdtitties April 24, 2010

3 hole certified

a chick that will take in the Ass, Mouth, and Snatch

that hoe is 3 hole certified

by bheron July 12, 2006

Popeye's Certified

Popeye's Certified- A state of being and/or lifestyle in which one has achieved the level of "Hood Rich" in local society, but despite all the fame and fortune, one is never too good to eat at Popeye's Chicken.

Coined by: Andre Nickatina in his 2010 album Khan! The Me Generation

Defined above by: Tanner Pauline 2011

One is Popeye's Certified if you meet the following prerequisites:
1) achieve "Hood Rich" status.
2) enjoy the finer more expensive things in life.
3) NEVER be too good for Popeye's Chicken, because Popeye's Chicken is Bomb!!!

by Tanner Pauline December 26, 2011

Bratified

A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"

Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.

by vinter December 31, 2009