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Fuck Berry

Noun <fuhk ber-ee> - A pair of black and blue berries.
Location- Naturally growing in cafeterias of schools or institutions, but usually only appears for small groups of people discussing their hate for 'lesser beings'
Adjective <fuhk ber-ee> - 1. Used to describe people that can not do anything they are told at all especially when the task is easier than any other task that could be issued in the history of the world.

2. Used to describe someone who you do not respect at all.

3. Used to describe someone that is a complete waste of life. (Completely a waste of life, not just some one that is a little silly, stupid, or disliked)
Verb <fuhk ber-ee> - To make some one's life a living hell.
If used as a noun -correctly- in a sentence it would appear as: " Look at these fuck berries, I found them in the corner of the cafeteria."
If used as a adjective correctly in a sentence it would appear as: 1. " Steve! How could you be a complete fuck berry?! I asked you to stack the trays and you could not even do that!"

2. " Remember my ex the fuck berry?"

3. " Jeff is such a fuck berry. He does nothing with his life, but sit around all day and mooch off of everyone. He hasn't even given back to the community."
If used as a verb correctly in a sentence it would appear as: " I'm going to make the guy's life a complete fuck berry."
by Archbishop Funkmaster Duggan August 20, 2013
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acai berry

Acai is a berry native to South America that is pretty healthy, but hasn't been scientifically proven to be any healthier than many other types of berries, such as blueberries, raspberries, or blackberries. However, since many gullible people have never heard of acai berries, they jump at ridiculous advertisements which claim their acai berry extracts will help them lose weight. Incidentally, many of the companies selling these extracts are pyramid schemes.
Fat woman: I can't lose this excess belly fat! I've tried everything except for a sensible diet and exercise plan. What ever should I do?
Snake oil salesman: Have no fear! For only $299.99/month plus shipping and handling, you can order some acai berry extract!
FW: Does it work?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Can you prove it?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Sounds good to me! How do I sign up?
by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011
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berryton

A person who has an excessive amount of spots on their back. They can also have spots on their face and legs.
"Oh my god, that guy had a backful of spots, he was a right berryton!"
by Jambalaya234 July 9, 2006
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St. Berry

The pairing of Rachel Berry and Jesse St. James on the TV show Glee. Played by Broadway costars and best friends Jonathan Groff and Lea Michele.

Jesse originally approached Rachel to try and reunite her with her biological mother and quickly fell in love, even though he wasn't supposed to. The two of them are arrogant drama queens who are driven as hell and often feel separated from other people. As Rachel said, 'their deep respect for each other's talent will carry them through.' As the stars of two rival Glee clubs, the two had a lot of enemies.

Obviously tortured, Jesse was forced to break an egg on Rachel's head, and didn't show his face until about a year later when he returned from college to apologize. Rachel accepted and hinted that all was not lost for them as a pair, but alas, the writers of Glee are total morons and so they didn't end up together and Rachel was allowed to become the pathetic, whiny bitch she never was with Jesse.
R: "I thought you'd never come back."
J: "And miss all your drama? Never."

"I don't know why all these people like Finchel, it's toxic. St. Berry brought out the best in both characters, had far more chemistry, and understood each other better."
by Fantastic. February 17, 2012
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fou berry

a mystical creature who is awesome and amazing to all #zerohate
kiley is such a nice fou berry!
by fou berry lover October 4, 2021
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Berrington

A Berrington refers to any actions committed the night before, whilst under the influence of strong drugs and/or alcohol, that bring one to embarrassment the following morning.
Well Alix, it looks like you pulled a Berrington!
by Rusty Susan March 18, 2011
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Berry Settler

Jon had been living with his parents since the start of the pandemic and was desperate for a berry settler.
by Dalai December 21, 2020
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