Bajillion

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There are 1 bajillion organisms on this planet and none of them want you.

by Abana October 5, 2023

Eleventeen Bajillion

It is the average velocity of 69 air laden swallows at an altitude of 420 meters.

Sharon is hoe cuz she has eleventeen bajillion kids.

by Baguette Bumbo November 6, 2018

bajillion

1000 jillion

Timmy has 4 bajillion dumb stories

by me August 26, 2003

bijillion

pronounced (ba-jill-ion). It’s an over exaggeration of a number of things. It’s a combination of million and billion. it is commonly used in a sarcastic way, but can be said in a serious disagreement or conversation without seeming unintelligent.

two girls walked into a very expensive clothes store.
girl 1: "wow, these clothes must all cost a bigillion dollars!"
girl 2: "i know right!"

by bleeding_bubblegum April 20, 2010

million bajillion

a faulty assurance of many many things, that will never occur; an unattainable and exaggerated number, usually used by men to make promises they cannot keep.

"oh baby, i'll make you orgasm a million bajillion times"

by Megan O' Malley September 8, 2008

brillionaire

n. An individual with copious amounts of knowledge.

Socrates, in his infinite knowledge was by today's standards, a brillionaire.

by SnazzyFresh October 19, 2009

thousand bajillion

Used to demonstrate such a ridiculous amount of time, you have to define it by a non-existent number.

I waited to have sex with you for like, a thousand bajillion years! That's way more than I ever would have waited for anyone else!

by JJ Sparkles November 21, 2012