Benoît

Benoît c’est Benoît la noix 🥜

Benoît c’est Benny Poulet

by BenitoBanana November 22, 2021

Benoit

A very drippy and cool individual.

Damn he's pimping, he must be a Benoit

by User_42069 January 6, 2022

Benoit Balls

The nickname given to a hotel concierge named Benoit in "Jeu Monégasque," a season 2 episode of the FX show, "Archer."

Also: misspelling of Ben Wa Balls.

Archer: "Sounds like 'Ben Wa Balls,' Benoit... Balls. See? You can't even say it without saying 'Balls.'"

Archer: "Hang on! Benoit Balls!"

by kgr003 November 8, 2012

Benoit Day

Chris Benoit was behind 9/11, and Heath Ledger's death.

Rafa: "Dude, look at what time it is."
Me: "12:03? Oh! Happy Benoit Day! haw haw"

by Pikadrew October 22, 2008

Benoit Balls

Balls of increasing size evenly spaced on a string that you tuck away in your (or your partner's) anus. Then, right when you're about to orgasm, and not a moment before, you gently pull the string thereby releasing the balls uno by uno. Benoit balls come in plastic and metal, from petite to gi-normous.

Unknown to many god-fearing housewives, grapes are the benoit balls of choice for sodomites.

by EBTM February 12, 2006

Benoit'd

A Planned Attack to kill a person and yourself in the cause.

Dude1 has been killed by: Dude2
Dude2 has been killed by: Dude1

Dude1> Ha, you just been Benoit'd!
Dude2> FUCK

by Viginti November 4, 2007

Benoit’ed

Act of being unknowingly left with an undisred (sometimes time sensitive) task or duty of another, without an opportunity to protest. Usually at a very unopportune time.

Hey Mike, Benoit left early to go meet with someone and forgot his computer. You need to fill in his time sheet and submit his travel for him. ... sorry, you got Benoit’ed.

by Alligator Larry July 3, 2018