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Benno by Komkommer May 10, 2022
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benno bear 

A large, hairy man with a love for spooning. Which ironically for the person being spooned, is considered proverbial purgatory.
My benno bear spooned me into a coma last night
benno bear by The Danny O November 9, 2017
Devastatingly Drunk (too many bennerages)

Off your Bennett
AB'd
She's Benno'd
Benno'd by anonymous923 October 11, 2009

Funky benno 

There is nothing funky about a funky benno! This treacherous fiend will be often found windmilling his choad in Waterlooville precinct in an attempt to woo the local fruit cake “crazy Helen”. Benno and Helen are often found exchanging sexual favours in Home Bargains with another local nitty named ‘Denmead Shane’ and have actually been given lifetime bans from nearly all local establishments. A funky benno is a severe sexual deviant opting to penetrate anything he possibly can with his phallus, one Tesco worker had described how Benno had been caught humping the jam doughnuts in broad daylight.
Yo that dude is a complete funky benno! I just caught him tossing his meat down the pastry isle!
Funky benno by LargePhallusDuarvid November 23, 2021

Là Benno 

The act to pleasure ones self directly in front of a mirror whilst keeping meaningful eye contact
Dude, I just caught Jackson performing là Benno in front of your mums bedroom mirror!
Là Benno by CinemaSecrets May 30, 2018

Dunk a Bannon

The act of defecation, particularly into a conventional toilet with a water-filled bowl. Entered the vernacular circa 2016, with reference to a particular political advisor of the era.
Hang on dude, I gotta dunk a Bannon before we split.

Hey, bring me some more TP, please! I just dunked a Bannon and I need some.
Dunk a Bannon by Gingerbutt's mama September 3, 2022