Bennob

A large knob of chewing gum that, when you find yourself with your hand exploring the underside of a table (generally a public table), you come across it and you get very disgusted. And whatever you do, NEVER eat a bennob, or you will probably die in a matter of days.

Guy 1: *feeling the underside of a table* Oh gross!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: a bennob!
Guy 2: Errrr! Yuck! Glad I'm not you...

by YeeKid (/._.)/ March 12, 2020