Bennob

A large knob of chewing gum that, when you find yourself with your hand exploring the underside of a table (generally a public table), you come across it and you get very disgusted. And whatever you do, NEVER eat a bennob, or you will probably die in a matter of days.

Guy 1: *feeling the underside of a table* Oh gross!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: a bennob!
Guy 2: Errrr! Yuck! Glad I'm not you...

by YeeKid (/._.)/ March 12, 2020

benno bear

A large, hairy man with a love for spooning. Which ironically for the person being spooned, is considered proverbial purgatory.

My benno bear spooned me into a coma last night

by The Danny O November 9, 2017

Benno'd

Devastatingly Drunk (too many bennerages)

Off your Bennett
AB'd

She's Benno'd

by anonymous923 October 11, 2009

Bennoda

A word used mainly in fanfiction:- The belief (I use the term belief because of the proof for and against Bennoda) that Mike Shinoda and Chester Bennington are in a relationship. No harm is meant by the term, either to Mike or Chester or their wives, Anna and Samantha.

Fangirls are allowed to believe in whatever they want, including Bennoda.

by Daria November 7, 2004

bennyballs

A painful condition that occurs when your saggy scrotum rubs on the rear tire of your mountain bike.

After riding in Sedona, with loose fitting shorts, I was afflicted with a bad case of bennyballs and had to tape them up into my grundle.

by sackoyams September 17, 2013

bennoda

beautiful hott sex between mike shinoda and chester bennington.

Mike: Chester
Chester: Yes?
Mike: I Love You Man
Chester: I Love You Too

by Chazzy November 5, 2004

Bennok

Bennok, also known as the god of premature ejaculation. Bennok is known to spontaneously combust when it come's in contact with a female genitalia. Many reports from eye witnesses state that once you go Bennok, you contract HIV and AIDS.

Bennok: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Whats that on your pants?
Bennok: Not again@@@@

by MrIntelligent June 15, 2010