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A large knob of chewing gum that, when you find yourself with your hand exploring the underside of a table (generally a public table), you come across it and you get very disgusted. And whatever you do, NEVER eat a bennob, or you will probably die in a matter of days.
Guy 1: *feeling the underside of a table* Oh gross!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: a bennob!
Guy 2: Errrr! Yuck! Glad I'm not you...
Bennob by YeeKid (/._.)/ March 12, 2020
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benno bear 

A large, hairy man with a love for spooning. Which ironically for the person being spooned, is considered proverbial purgatory.
My benno bear spooned me into a coma last night
benno bear by The Danny O November 9, 2017
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Devastatingly Drunk (too many bennerages)

Off your Bennett
AB'd
She's Benno'd
Benno'd by anonymous923 October 11, 2009
A word used mainly in fanfiction:- The belief (I use the term belief because of the proof for and against Bennoda) that Mike Shinoda and Chester Bennington are in a relationship. No harm is meant by the term, either to Mike or Chester or their wives, Anna and Samantha.
Fangirls are allowed to believe in whatever they want, including Bennoda.
Bennoda by Daria November 7, 2004

bennyballs

A painful condition that occurs when your saggy scrotum rubs on the rear tire of your mountain bike.
After riding in Sedona, with loose fitting shorts, I was afflicted with a bad case of bennyballs and had to tape them up into my grundle.
bennyballs by sackoyams September 17, 2013
beautiful hott sex between mike shinoda and chester bennington.
Mike: Chester
Chester: Yes?
Mike: I Love You Man
Chester: I Love You Too
bennoda by Chazzy November 5, 2004
Bennok, also known as the god of premature ejaculation. Bennok is known to spontaneously combust when it come's in contact with a female genitalia. Many reports from eye witnesses state that once you go Bennok, you contract HIV and AIDS.
Bennok: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Whats that on your pants?
Bennok: Not again@@@@
Bennok by MrIntelligent June 15, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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