2 definitions by LargePhallusDuarvid
There is nothing funky about a funky benno! This treacherous fiend will be often found windmilling his choad in Waterlooville precinct in an attempt to woo the local fruit cake “crazy Helen”. Benno and Helen are often found exchanging sexual favours in Home Bargains with another local nitty named ‘Denmead Shane’ and have actually been given lifetime bans from nearly all local establishments. A funky benno is a severe sexual deviant opting to penetrate anything he possibly can with his phallus, one Tesco worker had described how Benno had been caught humping the jam doughnuts in broad daylight.
by LargePhallusDuarvid November 23, 2021
This dude can lay some serious fire in the booth, his bars are unrivalled and likened to the great Eminem, with his his references to molesting autistic orphans and stuffing house hold objects in his rectum. A Yvng Mvcky exudes mad swag, there’s a 99% chance he’s goosing your hoe right now, it’s better to accept she ain’t gonna text back after being in the sheets with a Mvcky! However do not be fooled a Yvng has been known to expose his genitalia to members of the BLM movement whilst screaming “JUSTICE FOR FLOYD” his dedication to the movement is unrivalled but can land him in hot trouble! Members of the BLM movement have condemned these actions and campaigned for Yvng’s across the globe to receive the mighty knee from chauvin himself in reparations… The ultimate price to pay. Be warned do not be Yvng.
by LargePhallusDuarvid February 13, 2023