Benchmarxist

A person who believes that benchmarks/benchmarking is the ONLY thing that matters instead of the overall usability and/or feel of something

Also: benchmarxism.

Examples would be the constant and boring IOS vs Android, OSX vs Windows, Intel Vs AMD, Imports vs Domestic (cars), Single vs Multicore debates, etc.

Person01: "Man, your MyFlush 3G phone SUCKS. It only has ONE core! Look at my quadrant results. That's right, I got 87,000.6! because I have 57 cores with my P-Mobile MegaDouche 4GS II"
Person02: "Efing benchmarxist! Not everything is about specs! my phone works PERFECTLY"
Person01: "Perfectly slow and old with a tiny, tiny screen!"
Person02: ":/ Gotta wait 'till my plan resets"

by 808Curt August 6, 2011

Benchmarking

The systematic process of becoming no better than anyone else.

After all the benchmarking we have done, I think we can finally boast that we are an LCD company.

by scanner1 June 5, 2011

benchmarks

Perfonmance Tests

This Computer's 3D Benchmarks Rules!

by Comando Gruya March 19, 2004

benchmarks

1. A standard by which something can be measured or judged

2. Defines a computer system's performance through a rigourouly designed software suite specifically integrated to punish and stress hardware components for one or more of the following:

speed
quality
endurance
heat and power consumption
competition from competing products

See also: Wut 1337 h4x0r5 look at before getting a computer they want.

Hardware companies use such benchmarks to improve computer hardware before releasing them to the market.

by jetblaze1412 March 20, 2004

bitchmade

Made in the likeness of a bitch.

A bitchmade man is obviously inferior to a normal one.

by Jace125 December 30, 2011

benchmarks

statistics paid by the companies to make there product look better than the cheaper one often calculated by biased tests using pc and 3d mark.

The benchmarks for HL2 show that on this PC a radeon 9200 gets 300 fps while the gf fx 5950 ultra only gets 10. :(.

see fps

by alan March 27, 2004

Bitchmade

Relevant because of a female significant other having popularity or notoriety or money.

Nick Cannon was bitchmade when he married Mariah Carey until she went crazy and he kept his cool.l

by Lucious30 December 14, 2014