I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.
“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”
“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”
“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”
by captaincrunk March 27, 2020
Get the Mombassa Bench Press mug.the act of lifting ones partner into the air so that they can fellate them, and as they fellate them, you "bench press" them in the air to move the genitals in and out of their mouth
by Murdoc Cain May 5, 2022
Get the bulgarian bench press mug.When you take a towel or washing cloth and hang it from your erect penis in an attempt to test the strength
Last week I got out the shower and I tried the Scandinavian Bench-press. Its when you hang a towel from your penis to test its strength
by Chris100000000000000 March 1, 2026
Get the Scandinavian Bench-press mug.To sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus.
If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.
If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.
"I was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the shores of Sweden!!!"
by meatloafed January 10, 2010
Get the Bench pressing mug.The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.
This term is versatile and can mean the following:
Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.
Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.
Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.
The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This term is versatile and can mean the following:
Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.
Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.
Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.
The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.
Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.
I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.
I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023
Get the Bench pressed mug.The sign of masculinity, requires dedication and/or steroids to achieve this level of strength. Those who possess this strength should not be fucked with as they are capable of anything including but not limited to: the tearing off of heads, dislocation of joints, and walking through brick walls. Despite there apparent size and strength they are actually fast...just a hair behind ninja speed, so unless your a ninja do not try to get away, your dead meat.
Joe: "did you hear John made a 400lb Benchpress the other day?"
Mike: "No I didn't but hell I would not want to mess with that dude!"
John: "hey Mike"
Mike: "There is one guy that i'd be afraid to mess with, and its you"
John: "whys that"
Mike: "because you could tear my fucking head off"
Mike: "No I didn't but hell I would not want to mess with that dude!"
John: "hey Mike"
Mike: "There is one guy that i'd be afraid to mess with, and its you"
John: "whys that"
Mike: "because you could tear my fucking head off"
by Bigbenchpresser October 20, 2010
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