Belfast

A huge puss filled boil on the asshole of the world.

"I'd rather kill myself than live in Belfast!"

by achbishop desmond tutu October 1, 2008

Belfast

A place in Northern Ireland(a territory of the U.K.)Where may dad got a job.

Dad sent me a T-shirt that says Belfast,Northern Ireland.

by Light Joker June 13, 2004

belfast

the most wonderful place on earth, where segregation is still the norm. best town in ireland. there are no pretences here no joking like americans and canada we really do hate each other and its fuckin great i love it. we dont mix in sport or school or socially. we dont marry them'ens and have none as friends. belfast is not some hip happenin place it is a shit hole. anybody who wants peace in belfast and for us to mix is a drug demented hippy. but dont come here and see for yourself we really dont want you here. bad points immigration is sky high so is personal crime and drug use

belfast says fuck ye all

by da origanal playa May 24, 2006

belfast

it is a as bad as everyone says, probably worse actually but we love it it KICKS ASS!!!!!!!
we live near 1 of the aformentioned police stations!! yey!! FALLS ROAD ROX
;)

WE DONT WANT NO MORE GYPOS GET OUT!!!

by karen and aoife September 13, 2005

Belfast

Place where you have to walk 10 miles to get water.. Worse then Africa!!!

Smelly pits and smelly feet, yeah i haven't washed for week :(

Belfast now changing its name to Smellfast

by the very real anonymous December 31, 2010

Belfast

A shithole.

The capital of Northern Ireland, one of the four countries in the United Kingdom.

The European capital of terrorism. A city where violent riots break out on a regular basis. In Belfast, violent protests often take place and Protestants and Catholics hate each other.

“I live in Belfast. It sucks balls”.

by Lon McDean November 20, 2022

Belfast Handshake

Noun: Euphemism for a cock-punch.

Origin: Derived from "Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?" Statshot in the Onion, February 6, 2002, where Bono, of the Dublin band U2, was listed at #1.

Did you hear what Jay said about Dan's new house?

Yeah, he may have earned himself a Belfast Handshake.

by Felix00 June 11, 2009