Bellend

Mildly offensive insult used between mates when one or more of them has done something daft. Seemingly its not possible to over use this phrase.

Roger: I dropped my razor on my toe and cut it open.
Gary: Bellend!

Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!

Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!

by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

Mr Belding

A bizarre sex act which involves a man, a woman, and a toilet (with a tank, commerical ones won't work).

- The man involved takes a shit whilst "AC Slatering" the toilet.
- The woman involved is "Top Shelfing"/"Upper Decking" the toilet.

While both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in cunnilingus with the woman. Should the roles be reversed and a blowjob is given, the term is referred to as a "Kelly Kapowski"

I just broke my pelvis falling off the shitter doing the Mr Belding.

by Mr_Hands69 March 21, 2011

Belen vs Columbus

A corny, boring rivalry that no one cares about. It may seem like an exciting event, until you actually go to a game and Columbus is up 20 points. Belen students always say “this is our year!” every year, but they end up playing straight ass. Columbus’s crowd usually has hotter girls, bigger scarier guys, and no one pays any attention to the game since everyone is busy hooking up. Belen’s side usually has girls that are either already taken, or prude and ugly asf, so nah. That ain’t it.

You out to the Belen vs Columbus game tonight?
Fuck no, that shits wack, i’d rather jerk off my uncle

by Not Dakotaz February 21, 2019

Bellend

The tip (head) of a mans penis (dick); meaning dickhead.

Mike don't take another shot, you turn into a bellend when you're drunk.

by AeroGurL May 22, 2020

bellend

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')

by Robert Goatse March 3, 2003

British bellend

A British person with a bellend hairstyle who, when asked if they had fun clubbing last night, responds "Yeahhh mate it was fair." They are commonly found on British university campuses and private schools. When they laugh it turns into high-pitched grunting.

That guy looks like the typical British bellend!

by shart95 January 16, 2015

Belén

Belén means "stranger" in Latin.

She's a passionate lover and an amazing friend to have.
She loves furry animals, especially dogs, rabbits, and chinchillas.

She's gracious and giving, even to strangers.
Her smiling face reveals her good humor.
Her laughter is natural and genuine.
Her family enjoys her bountiful affection.
Believes the key to happiness is contentment.
She's admired for her inventive ideas.
She's always looking for adventure.
Prudent, informed, and analytical.

Oftentimes, she's a brunette with long hair, big brown eyes and light olive skin.

She loves arts and crafts, music, cooking, and traveling.
Whatever she's passionate about, she'll master.

Fashion and trendsetting are amongst her specialties.
She's never afraid to try anything new.

Belén decided she rather skydive than ride the ski jet on a sunny Saturday in the Spring.

Belén decided to dye her hair red.

by babycakes1987 October 15, 2010