Something that is large or fat, a person or a object, a fat cunt.
check out the size of this doobie man its a fucking big fat beezer man.
by rolando4cents November 19, 2010
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A double cheeseburger at McDonald's. Priced at only 1 bill.
"everyone deserves a hot juicy beezer."
"I checked my Christmas stocking and it was stuffed with hot beezers."
"When I get a massage I don't use hot rocks, I use hot beezies."
by Slickorice January 2, 2008
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A socially inept person of paleolithic decent. The Beezer attacks at will and is cunning in her attempts to blend well with her surroundings but still manages to stand out. Sightings of the Beezer are few and far such as that of the Sasquach or el Chupacabra where as once you have seen "it" you cannot get "it" away. Stories arise primarily from folklore and myth, where as the Beezer does in fact Exist.
Look at the Beezer!!!

The Beezer sneezed on me.

I just gave the Beezer IDB in my VW after a BJ.
by RHS Alumni February 7, 2005
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Nickname James Brolin gives wife-famous singer and actress Barbra Streisand due to her unusual nose.
by streisand's teen fan August 4, 2009
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When someone who is at a party usually under the influence of class 'A' drugs ....starts telling other people at the party a story which sounds belivable at first ....but as the story goes on you soon realise that is the most unbelivable made up pile of shit anyone could ever think of.
Hey did you hear that guy at that party last night? ....

'Yeah i heard hes shagged 365 woman and bench pressed 365 kg at the gym ...its amazing!!'

Nah bro ...he just took too many drugs and started talking beezer
by Jongreenwood August 23, 2021
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An addition to the slang term beezer which makes something sound better. Usually used in northern ireland.
Dat fruit fruit scone was beezer baps
by pio July 2, 2008
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When you lick the outside of the rectum vigorously.
Also can be defined when a group of men and women get together to eat each others beezers.
Why don't we get together for a beezer munch?
by Beezer104 July 14, 2015
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