beereal

A bowl of cereal which uses beer as a lubricating agent instead of the standard, milk.

Oh man, I am so hung over.
It's cool bro, just have some beereal.
Wow, I really did not think that would fix my hangover, but it did!
*pounds fist*

by M.C. Fresher April 24, 2008

BeerCat

The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:

*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.

by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010

Beergatory

The point during a night of drinking alcohol when one is caught between drunkeness and sleepyness. One must make the decision to rally and continue drinking or wave the white flag of surrender aka be a bitch and pass out.

Kyle: "Dude I'm in serious Beergatory right now"
Nate: "Rally time Bitch" *hands Kyle a PBR*

Taco Bell Drive Through Lady: "What would you like tonight"
Marlowe: "Not sure yet, we have a few people in Beergatory here"

by Ceasar's Palace May 15, 2011

Beerdelier

Innovative and often impromptu method of creating a chandelier by securing empty beer cans to overhead light fixtures. Often coincides with long-lasting games of Beer Pong. The more more beer cans, the classier.

"The beerdelier really ties the room together."

by DLC1013 December 29, 2011

Beardalicious

Someone who is beardalicious usually has a delicious beard of epic and extremely manly proportions. Usually refers to men of the heavy metal variety.

'Omg, Kerry King is so beardalicious'

by Emma3107 July 19, 2012

beeriacle

A beeriacle occurs when the party is getting lame and someone shows up with a case of beer for everyone to enjoy.

Guy 1: *Opens fridge*
Guy 2: Oh shit man there's no beer!!
Guy 1: Damn man, we're going to need a beeriacle!
Guy 3: *Bust threw the front door with a case of beer*
Guy 1 & 2: Hooray a beericle!!
Guy 4: There is a beer god..and he loves us!

by David Winchester May 24, 2008

beergaritas

Margarita recipe that is made with the following ingredients:

12 oz Mountain Dew
12 oz Frozen Limeade
12 oz Corona
12 oz Tequila

Mix in large pitcher and drink on ice (preferably on a hot day).

Dude let's make some beergaritas and get wasted.

by ndistress October 18, 2008