When you are an anarchist and following the procedures of the self-managed job/organism/association you are working.
Basically, the paper work that goes into structured anarchist or self-managed instances.
Basically, the paper work that goes into structured anarchist or self-managed instances.
Maude : wow look at Prince the fake anarchist, following their fascist procedures and doing paper work !
Prince : I guess you could say I believe in anarcho-bureaucracy. Or simply that I believe anarchists should have some sort of structure or organization.
Prince : I guess you could say I believe in anarcho-bureaucracy. Or simply that I believe anarchists should have some sort of structure or organization.
by Anarcho-bureaucracyprince May 4, 2018
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Although its name is derived from the award of rank within the Boy Scouts, the Boy Scout Bureaucracy is prevalent in many (usually amateur) groups and organisations, such as church groups, the WI, or any other situation which requires a committee or old age pensioners.
Although its name is derived from the award of rank within the Boy Scouts, the Boy Scout Bureaucracy is prevalent in many (usually amateur) groups and organisations, such as church groups, the WI, or any other situation which requires a committee or old age pensioners.
The tough kids always sit at the back of the bus due to the operation of a boy scout bureaucracy.
"Why do I have to clean out the fryers?"
"Because I said so, and I've got 3 stars on my badge and you've only got 2."
The new landlord of the pub wanted to install a jukebox, but the locals wouldn't allow it.
How come that kid always choses the music in the common room?
Dunno, he just does. Boy scout bureauocracy I guess.
"You can't sit there, that's Old Bert's seat."
"I can't see his name on it"
"Move or there'll be troube - he always sits there."
"Why do I have to clean out the fryers?"
"Because I said so, and I've got 3 stars on my badge and you've only got 2."
The new landlord of the pub wanted to install a jukebox, but the locals wouldn't allow it.
How come that kid always choses the music in the common room?
Dunno, he just does. Boy scout bureauocracy I guess.
"You can't sit there, that's Old Bert's seat."
"I can't see his name on it"
"Move or there'll be troube - he always sits there."
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by Beeraucrat August 30, 2009
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This includes hostile take over of the keg tap.
This includes hostile take over of the keg tap.
Who did that a**hole think he was, blocking the fridge so only he could hand the beer out? There was Mirror Pond in there and he gave me a @#$% Natural Ice!
Oh, he's a beeraucrat. He's a buddy of mine. Look, he gave me a quart of Guinness Stout.
Oh, he's a beeraucrat. He's a buddy of mine. Look, he gave me a quart of Guinness Stout.
by iconoguy July 9, 2010
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“I just wanted to update my address, but eBay’s digital-bureaucracy made me verify my identity with a pigeon and a moon landing certificate.”
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Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.
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Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.
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