A person with the ability to bench weights that far exceed the everyday gym beast. Does not require any warm-up or nutrition to aid the benching ability.
They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!
They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!
Did you see joe groves bench??? Seriously man, he is the Benchinator!!
Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....
Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....
by s_k123 May 14, 2015
Get the Benchinator mug.1. To be injured in a single, obviously painful, incident.
2. To have failed to an extreme degree (cf pwned), often used as an exclamation.
2. To have failed to an extreme degree (cf pwned), often used as an exclamation.
Upon seeing a wrestling move go painfully awry
"Oh my God, he totally benchmarked him."
"I asked her out but she just slapped me"
"Benchmarked!"
"Oh my God, he totally benchmarked him."
"I asked her out but she just slapped me"
"Benchmarked!"
by d_to_the_m_an December 18, 2009
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Pronounced:(Bee-Ch-Oh-tay)
1. Is the Mexican slang for a fellow friend or Dumbass.
2. A Beechote usually stays over at a friends house after school raiding their refrigerator, or forcefully coercing that friend's mother to order pizza.
3. Beechotes are competitive at times, and only the greatest, or greater Beechote can be claimed Dumbass of the year. For accomplishing a feat say; nearly losing all the skin on one's knees while mindlessly frolicking about, getting into it with a Native American's girlfriend and being hunted like a wild buffalo, creating a repulsive stench-bearing pineapple bomb out of rotting milk, bad boiled eggs, and left-over lunch.
4. When confronting a Beechote think it best not to tempt the Beechote, use your peripherals in order to avoid contact. As they might ask you to the movies several times, even though you've declined several times.
5. Beechotes favor movies like The Terminator, Predator, Zoolander, or A Night at the Roxbury.
6. A Beechote could also be known as a term that could explain a Raging Nerd, one that plays solely for their own ranking in online gaming. In which case, survives and relies heavily on P'zones or other Pizza Hut-related products.
1. Is the Mexican slang for a fellow friend or Dumbass.
2. A Beechote usually stays over at a friends house after school raiding their refrigerator, or forcefully coercing that friend's mother to order pizza.
3. Beechotes are competitive at times, and only the greatest, or greater Beechote can be claimed Dumbass of the year. For accomplishing a feat say; nearly losing all the skin on one's knees while mindlessly frolicking about, getting into it with a Native American's girlfriend and being hunted like a wild buffalo, creating a repulsive stench-bearing pineapple bomb out of rotting milk, bad boiled eggs, and left-over lunch.
4. When confronting a Beechote think it best not to tempt the Beechote, use your peripherals in order to avoid contact. As they might ask you to the movies several times, even though you've declined several times.
5. Beechotes favor movies like The Terminator, Predator, Zoolander, or A Night at the Roxbury.
6. A Beechote could also be known as a term that could explain a Raging Nerd, one that plays solely for their own ranking in online gaming. In which case, survives and relies heavily on P'zones or other Pizza Hut-related products.
Mikey: "You guys want to see something totally so tight?!"
Felipe: "Sure."
Ricardo: "Oh, okay."
(Mikey throws a full chocolate milk carton into the air, and as it crashes the ground, sprays over all of his friend's backpacks)
Felipe: "What a Beechote. I'm gonna go home and play with my twanger."
Felipe: "Sure."
Ricardo: "Oh, okay."
(Mikey throws a full chocolate milk carton into the air, and as it crashes the ground, sprays over all of his friend's backpacks)
Felipe: "What a Beechote. I'm gonna go home and play with my twanger."
by bugstar00 August 5, 2010
Get the Beechote mug.(n): Player on a fantasy sports team of any kind who will do terribly when you have him in your lineup but will overperform when placed on your bench
Person 1: What?? What do you mean Aubrey Huff had 3 home runs tonight, I just benched him!
Person 2: Not your fault man, he's just a bench stud
Person 2: Not your fault man, he's just a bench stud
by duff94 June 24, 2011
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“Honey, do you have free to time today? I have the urge to do some bench questing in front of Chuck E. Cheese’s today.”
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Person 1: Yo how much can you bench?
Person 2: 250lbs
Person 1: is that your Ahmer Bench or your real bench
Person 2: My Ahmer Bench is 320lbs nize it
Person 2: 250lbs
Person 1: is that your Ahmer Bench or your real bench
Person 2: My Ahmer Bench is 320lbs nize it
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Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.
by Hanks Jr. February 22, 2014
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