Bedgawking

When a couple lays in bed together naked on multiple occasions but never engages in sexual activities

Dude, Mike and Holly are just bedgawking in my room every night.

by Wolp Daddy April 26, 2017

Beige Pillars of Freedom

The gate-like thing at the intersection of 19th Ave. and Martin Luther King Jr. Drive in San Francisco that symbolizes the end of the brutal slow traffic when going north on state highway 1 (like when youre supposed to drive to Marin county)

Getting from I-280 to Golden Gate park took forever, until I made it to the Beige Pillars of Freedom.

by M@77 J@M35 January 3, 2012

Beige

Something that is normal, generic, unremarkable, everyday and boring in every way, usually used to describe an automobile. The Toyota Camry is the ultimate definition of beige.

May also refer to a color, sort of a light gold-ish brown. This is a very common color for the Camry and other cars that fit the above definition of beige.

That Camry is so beige, I didn't even notice it.

by Beeblebrox4President August 18, 2017

sad beige baby

A baby thats mother/father only buys toys for them / dresses them in neutral colours i.e. beige, white, brown, grey etc.

“Have you seen sandras new baby boy?”
“yeah, but ive been to her house, its a sad beige baby”

by redsquirrel.org November 19, 2022

mass beige posting

A form of spam that isn't just bland, it creates a new level beyond such crapness that in fact needs a new name because it's just so god awfully bad. -Rabid_Fox

spammer: I don't want your stupid spammy award. Pooppants.
gus: It's not quality, it has no class, it is just annoying like hell.
derm: We'll call it mass beige posting.

by 403forbidden October 11, 2006

bedgy

Occurs when a person is both basic and simultaneously edgy. Can be considered a positive or negative statement depending on the context.

*Jessie is wearing a Thrasher top but she doesn't skate*
"Omg can Jessie get anymore bedgy, what a fake"

by RhiRhi Got back July 29, 2017

Bedgepig

Hedgehogs aka Hedgepigs shelter from the weather in hedges. Bedgepigs are basically their less prickly human equivalents.

Duvet Doug and Johanna are off today, it's way too cold and wet to venture outside so they are going to be Bedgepigs. Mug of tea, bacon sandwich and radio four in Bedgepigland bliss!

by 192Dug July 8, 2011