begging for the moose

Asking for trouble to a degree that is neither normal or even expected. Alternatively, pissing off the one person who can save you from an extreme level of hurt

Dib: I must save you from the wormhole!
Jak: I'm gonna punch you in your wormhole!
Dib: You are just BEGGING for the moose!

by luckynumba13 January 8, 2012

begging bitch

An individual or individuals persistent nagging or pestering to receive financial or emotional gain.

("Every time i see this bitch she want money"! ) ol begging bitch!!!

by Mr 240 shawty February 15, 2017

Sucker begging

Speaking casually about your money woes in the hopes that the person you're talking to will volunteer to help you out financially. Begging without begging.

Lawrence: Eric called me yesterday talking about how he didn't know where he was going to get the money to pay his phone bill. He just went on and on about it. I felt bad for the man, so I volunteered to loan him the money.

Brandy: He does that all the time. He was sucker begging. He never asks for money directly.

by Brangelina444 March 5, 2011

begging it

Begging it is used when:
1. someone is trying to suck up to someone for example, laughing at a joke that really isnt funny.
2. Someone asks for money to go and buy someone or asks for someones food
3. Someone who spends time around someone and really fancies them and is completely undignifies about it.

1. "Stop begging it off your mum."
2. "Stop begging it off him for cash you trampy whore, leave him alone and get your own you tramp."
3. "Allow begging it off him, you blatently fancy him"

by Husky ~ July 30, 2008

beg-puss (begging the puss)

Adjective

1
beg-puss: A desperate male that exudes desperation
(craving the puss). He is likely to throw cock at puss at any given opportunity, with no shame what-soever.

2
begging the puss; A shameless individual displaying extreme desperation
to get the 'puss'

Beg-puss (Begging the puss)
Example 1:

Mark: Did you see how Paul was going on last night?
Dave: Yea he was going on like a proper 'beg-puss'.

Example 2:

Sharon: Mary, Your man wouldn't leave me alone last

night. He wouldn't stop begging the puss.

Mary: What you calling my man a beg-puss?

by Side-parted biff and Sik human July 15, 2014

begging dragon

When a man or a woman, is on their knees, ready to commence an act of fellatio on a male. They swill whiskey in their mouth and proceed with the act. Once the deed is done, the whiskey and sex waste is then blown from the mouth into a naked flame like a fire breather. Hence Begging Dragon.

Giver: I'm going to do the Begging Dragon.

Receiver: I'll get the lighter.

by DragonRider99 April 6, 2017

bag-begging

Attempting to lock down cocaine through begging, because you don't yet have it (or have enough). Either to purchase or mooch.

Yo I wanna do some yoda but I don't feel like bag-begging my friends anymore. Guess I'll get a Four Loko instead.

by top pimp July 30, 2010