Beauty bully

This is a great looking person who uses their appearance to intimidate others and get their way.

Rosalyn is a beauty bully who loves to get men fighting over her!

by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2021

Nuclear Beauty Parlor

To mess with people by laughing at something you feel totally serious about, usually improvised by a group of female friends. The original Nuclear Beauty Parlor was group of Art Punk chicks in San Francisco back in the eighties. They started out getting arrested protesting nuclear weapons and then did street theater dressed in pink beauty parlor smocks and looking good so they wouldn't get beat up by cops. Then music producer Bill Graham liked the lyrics to their theme song and funded the 45 vinyl single recorded by members of The Tubes because the Nuclear Beauty Parlor was not a band. The record is archived at Swarthmore College as an artifact of the nuclear freeze movement. The lyrics to the Nuclear Beauty Parlor song are sweet, look them up.

Naaw.. this a Nuclear Beauty Parlor, right?

by artbomb July 3, 2011

Boneyard beauty

This is machinery that is ready for retirement due to being worn out.

That pickup truck is a real Boneyard beauty!

by I, Wreckerrr March 29, 2021

Divine Beauty

When a girl is as beautiful as nature itself this is the highest honor of beauty a girl can recieve.

Loni Thibault is of such Divine Beauty its amazing :D

by Brokensky112 May 1, 2011

Shitting Beauty

A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.

*knock* *knock* "Hey, Shitting Beauty! You gonna hog the can for a 100 years, or what!?"

by The Original Shitting Beauty August 15, 2013

Block Away Beauty

A woman who has a good body and looks attractive from a distance but, upon closer inspection is rather ugly.

"Yeah, I saw her in a bar last night. She's not pretty at all. She's a Block Away Beauty."

by Andre Nacmanie October 13, 2008

Porcelain Beauty

A Goddess among fools she is the one who keeps the mortals in line. By the wrath of her whip you shall know her.

Her skin shines like sun but do not be fooled that she will show you mercy when you show her cheek you will be marked.

Her words, smile, smell and laugh will haunt your mind forever more.

She is the one, The Bitch, The Only One you will ever need.

Porcelain Beauty
Mistress
Dominatrix
Goddess
Your Highness

by Porcelain Beauty November 21, 2011