Beastorious

A tall quiet guy (often found during the day at Kennedale) who makes the summer months of returning items to the earth so enjoyable that the swamper doesn't want to leave. Also, Beastorious is exceedingly handsome and is unlike anyone else.

Thanks Beastorious, the summer was incredibly fun.

by TinTone September 13, 2007

beasthoe

referring to someone with a beast- hoe - like nature.

oh my god, she is such a beasthoe. she steals boyfriends, denies the claim, and then tries to act cool saying that she steals boyfriends.

by lauren ashley ragusa January 15, 2009

Beastmode3333

The GOAT

person 1: whos the best of all time?
person 2: Beastmode3333, he's the goat.

by TooVuForYou July 12, 2021

Beastre

Beastre or Besttre is a combination of a first and last name. The first name is "Tre" from the French “treis” and the Latin “tres”. The term has been used to describe blatant ignorance and stupidity, but at its root, Beastre is a historical account of stupidity rotting the internet. Accounts of Beastre state that he is a 5'4 decaffeinated African with a short fuse and an even shorter penis. He is generally speaking unable to handle the most insignificant amount of trolling or jokes surrounding his flaws. He has turned into an incel both as a form of counter culture and a way to deal with his lack of female attention. He originally called himself "Asexual", but further analysis of his lust for women proves otherwise. Tre Best has been a long-time member of the group called "Bruh HQ", but he was banned for being a dumb piece of shit (figuratively and literally speaking). After numerous failers to handle minor trolling he blocked the majority of Bruh HQ on all social media platforms. Dr. Dehpootisman is an elusive figure who holds great power over the counsel of Bruh HQ. There have been theories towards his name and whereabouts, but nothing has come back conclusively. Dehpootisman has also {REDACTED}. Waltoge/Runescape was one of Beastre's first adversaries. Waltoge has always been a neutral force in his life only resorting to trolling when most funny, but Beastre's ignorance did not allow him to see through these elabret ruses.

I could be Gaming Right now .

Beastre you need to think.

Beastre: every time I think things get worse.

Don't ruin my reputation.

FUCK OFF SIT ON A PINE CONE!

Get better bro

by NotSirStinkyHarriot October 30, 2021

beastworthy

A measure of whether or not someone is hot/good-looking enough to make the "beast with two backs" with, e.g. to sleep with.

That actor, Nathan Fillion, is so beastworthy.

Example 2: Have you seen the new guy yet? Very beastworthy.

by Brandee A. October 21, 2005

Beardcore

Beardcore is for those who:
* have a beard
* aspire to have a beard
* like beards
* love beards
* think beards are hot
* think beards rock
* are hardcore in general

"Wow look at that beard! He's so beardcore!"
"I wish I was as hardcore as you.... BEARDCORE!"

by rhino_loupe July 10, 2007

Beastmode

-(Noun)- An attitude turned on when in a really athletic state of mind.
-(Verb)- To zone out of a injury and still have an amazing physical activity

Mike: "Holy Smokes!"
Luke: "What's wrong, Mike?"
Mike: "Did you see that dunk by Lebron James?"
Luke: "Yeah it looks like he's in Beastmode."

by Zack Downes January 6, 2009