by Jakurbs January 27, 2021
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He lacks the respect of most Australians.
He lacks the respect of most Australians.
Aussie 1: Did you watch Bernard Tomic play Federer last night?
Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.
Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot
Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.
Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot
by TennisTruths November 2, 2012
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Name for someone who always seems angry or grumpy, but is actually very lonely and sad. They probably don't have many people they talk to, and all they want is someone that they can call a friend, but they don't. Some people that know someone like this might tease them because they overreact in a funny way. If you know someone like this, be a great friend to them, they might never get a significant pther.
by a friendly neighborhood ghost June 3, 2018
Get the bernardo-o mug.the shittest secondary school located in bristol, england. commonly known as sbl this school holds the reputation of being a cunt.
"morning sweetie time for school!"
mum fuck off I ain't going to sir bernard lovell school it's a pile of wank
mum fuck off I ain't going to sir bernard lovell school it's a pile of wank
by holyperry August 20, 2016
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by Dr.Awesome-O May 2, 2010
Get the Bernardo mug.A catholic school in Forest Park that resembles a Southern slave encampment in the 1800s. Kids have gym class once a week, and in a lunch room, although the last principal turned down the offer to construct a new gym sponsored by the candy company across the street. The gym wasn't built because there would be a small sign for Ferrara Pan Co. in it. Tons of advertisements line the church, school, folders with graded papers, even on windows, and what difference did the sign make? The company is across the street anyway.
The faculty teach false information, lack teaching skills, and some try injecting preschoolers' arms with AIDS infected needles, because they could not afford new ones.
The gym teacher abuses students, the lunch lady looks like an Oompa Loompa and a mountain troll had sex and she was the result, and they both have secret meetings behind everyone elses' backs. The school has a very poor curriculum and deep lack of funding, although the hundred thousand dollars they received last year was not enough, and are still in debt.
Children are also forced to do at least ten hours of child labor against their will to leave the school.
The faculty teach false information, lack teaching skills, and some try injecting preschoolers' arms with AIDS infected needles, because they could not afford new ones.
The gym teacher abuses students, the lunch lady looks like an Oompa Loompa and a mountain troll had sex and she was the result, and they both have secret meetings behind everyone elses' backs. The school has a very poor curriculum and deep lack of funding, although the hundred thousand dollars they received last year was not enough, and are still in debt.
Children are also forced to do at least ten hours of child labor against their will to leave the school.
"Oh God, I'd rather go to a concentration camp than to St. Bernardine!"
"But dude, you're Jewish!"
"What's your point?"
"But dude, you're Jewish!"
"What's your point?"
by LWxxDark Wolf January 21, 2009
Get the St. Bernardine mug.Bernard Black is a character in the UK television series 'black books'. Bernard describes himself as a reclusive wanker, and is correct. He is a chain smoker, an alcoholic and a horrible person - but despite this, there is something you have to like about him. Possibly the fact that he has an Irish accent, or he's unbelievably sexy. He can also live off the mushrooms in his hair, how is this NOT a good thing?
I can't think of an example that includes the words Bernard Black so i'm getting around it by writing what i just wrote.
"You can find work and sort your life out anytime. The pub closes in five hours."
"I've never said it before because I'm too nice, but your son has the cold, dead eyes of a killer."
"You can find work and sort your life out anytime. The pub closes in five hours."
"I've never said it before because I'm too nice, but your son has the cold, dead eyes of a killer."
by melllvar December 1, 2005
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