Arkansas Beanstalk

An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.

Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.

by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014

beanstock

Noun: Throw up.

Verb: The act of throwing up on another person.

"Did you hear, Ar beanstocked on Josh?"

"Yeah! He threw up all over his head!"

by We gu? February 15, 2017

The beansman

The lad with total control of the beans and all of bean kind - ©beans2009

Wow, did you see that guy?
Yeah he's The beansman

by FargoneBeans August 31, 2017

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011

bearstack

Obviously, its a stack of fucking bears, dumbass.

Oh look, a bearstack.

by SpeedyKitten June 19, 2015

Beantalk

a positive expression that can mean a lot of different things in a positive light and how you use it. All about positivity.

The beantalk after practice created a brotherhood between players.

by Tfowk July 24, 2017

jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.

Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.

by J Benj November 5, 2007