Alabama Beanstalk

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.

I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

jack and the beanstalk

having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.

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by gnarkill69 January 27, 2011

playing jack and the beanstalk

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off

jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk

by jojo548 December 16, 2008

flicking the beanstalk

The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating

It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk

by SPANKY1113 March 27, 2017

Awk Beanstalk

When a situation is even more awkward than 'awko taco', typically 'awk beanstalk' is appropriate.

I finished with my partner and asked how he felt. He said it was great, since he didn't use a condom. Awk beanstalk.

by John Smith Indian Emperor November 3, 2011

beanstalk

an extremely tall mexican person.

a.) "Dude, did you see that new kid from Mexico? Felipe?"

"Yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure."

b.) "You wanna watch the highlights of the Mexican basketball team?"

"Sure. Are they all beanstalks or what?"

c.) "So I was watching The Longest Yard today ... that one dude was a total beanstalk."

by Jam Master Joke May 2, 2010

Beanstalk

A cute tall guy named Blaizen

I like this guy, he is such a beanstalk

by gayshit726 May 9, 2020