Beanis

Inspired by the legendary Bomont Beanis. To get destroyed or trolled.

Timothy beat Jon in a game of hockey so he said "get beanised Jon!"

by Wikimind February 23, 2021

Beanis

A fictional character said to have been created in Scotland in recent history. The "Beanis", a simple creature, broad bean shaped, with its lower half resembling a human penis, one stick arm raised to pull down its left eye, and its right hand raised high, proudly showing a letter B with its primitive fingers. Now, it is said a simple side view of the "Beanis" is the logo of the notorious, infamous, disgusting and potent uprising groups of youths, and there new youth culture. A name normally given to groups of young men who dabble ridiculous fashion, boots, short back and sides with a very long top, house music and its sub-genres, fortified wine, the list goes on.

Look at that boy, he bought harems and boots and thinks hes in Beanis now. I'll just stick to being scene.

by Spiceweasel May 31, 2010

Beanis

If someone’s last name is beans and they are a woman, you must call them beanis.

“Hey beanis, what’s poppin’?”

by Evon schnicker May 8, 2019

beanism

the study of beans.

"Beanism is a good major in college."

by iolive May 4, 2022

Beanising

Beanisassing, beanis. A word derived from the laziness of a person named Gilbert. They tend to mooch off the government and steal from loved ones. They can always be found on vacation on others dime or posting pictures of them working on social media with pictures that are years old. People who beanis claim to be making approximately 6x more on average per year than they actually made.

*posts a picture on Instagram of his workbooks with a triple time and a half caption” Gilbert is beanising again today🙄.

by Beanisassing May 9, 2022

beafits

A word created by an illiterate ignoramus contributing to the downward spiral of the English language which means benefits.

I am looking for a relationship, not friends with beafits.

by purplesplat July 12, 2009

Beanism

The monotheistic religion where they believe in the god Gè ân dé and on Friday through Sunday they do the religious act of Klatting bending her over in the bed and then flipping her around so she is facing you, then with their pinky fingers spreading the vagina open, then sticking their bald bean head into her vagina

I practice beanism, but I’m not very very religious and I only Klat on Friday

by BigBoyCeno June 5, 2019