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Turd Beanie

The little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a penis or dildo after pulling out of a penetrated butthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. An unpleasant happening in butt sex.
Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.
by Jett Pannellius November 14, 2010
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slippery beanie

When two schlongs touch at the tip (head) and one of the members slides their uncircumcised skin over the other tip (head).
" I caught Aaron and Gary doing a slippery beanie in the shower yesterday morning."
by Babyguts January 31, 2014
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Ride beanies and weenies

Two guys (male) riding on one motorcycle.
Since Tom's car broke down, he had to ride beanies and weenies on the back of Craig's bike on the way to the movies.
by Donaghu May 30, 2016
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emo beanie

A beanie for emo's. Bangs are swept casually to the left and peak out from under the beanie. The key is to let one, and only one eye show from beneath the hair/beanie combination.
Hey Marven, how can you walk with that emo beanie pushing all the bangs even farther into your face?
by adenine love July 3, 2006
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beanie

a beanie is usually woollen and it is worn by skaters and pople who are cold.
Jules: I'm cold
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death
by margaret June 6, 2004
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Beanie Winker

some kid named Jacob who is short.
"You're such a beanie winker"
by Nintender June 8, 2019
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Beanie boo

A beanie boo is this adorable stuffed animal with big eyes! The community is for all ages so if you have been hiding your obsession from the internet, go ahead and show it off! Because trust me you not the only one who loves these adorable plushies!
Person 1: omg I just got treasure the ultra-rare beanie boo!
Person 2: omg how? It cost 400$ on eBay!
by ArianaGrandeLoverX May 28, 2021
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