bean bag

One's testicles and scrotum.

Kiss my hairy bean bag dog.

by Dook M March 14, 2008

bean bag

A very obese mexican.

Damn, Carlos, you are such a fucking bean bag.

by mundermensch December 24, 2004

bean bagging

word for fucking someone on a bean bag.

jake - hey john, what did ya get up last night?
john - Oh me and jane were bean bagging, was awesome!

by johnyyyy December 28, 2007

Bean Bag

To 'bean bag' is to fart in a sleeping bag after a campfire meal that includes baked beans and hold the top closed with someone inside. If you're especially perverse, you may choose to close yourself in the sleeping bag to marinate in your own butt funk.

The camping version of a 'ditch oven.'

Jordan: That was a delicious meal, honey! ::FART!::
(Jordan quickly scrambles out of the sleeping bag and pulls it over Beth's head while she gags in horror.)
Beth: That's disgusting! Must we always do this when we're camping? I'm going to stop making beans if you cotinue to bean bag me every camping trip.

by The Real Beth January 12, 2012

Bean bagged

When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.

Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?

by Acka123 January 24, 2020

Bean Bagging

That act of inserting ones testicals into anothers anus.

Last night I was bean bagging Sharon and my nuts got twisted!

by OJ January 23, 2019

Bean Bag

The act of inserting your testicles into someone's asshole.

Dude, bean bag that bitch!

by D-Unit March 1, 2005