baffle

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.

Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)

by WhtRhino January 19, 2009

bffltiain

Best Friend For Life That Is An Idiotic Nerd.

Person 1-"Ramona is my Bffltiain."
Cody- "Pahaha,No way, She is totally my Bffltiain!"

by ZOHMYGoshness February 28, 2010

biffleship

A bond between two people that have a mutually amicable love and respect for each other, recognizing that this bond will not be broken within the bounds of physical life.

"Come over to my house, where we can feel the full force of our biffleship!"

by harryandron4eva April 19, 2010

bfflaal

an abreviation for best friend for life and after life

You are my bfflaal

by sailorisawesome June 19, 2010

Sloppy Biffle

The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."

My girlfriend refused anal, so I gave her a well deserved Sloppy Biffle.

by passion partier April 19, 2009

BFFLUTBAB

An abbreviation for 'Best Friends for Life until they become a bitch.'

"OMG!!! I love Amy, she's like my BFFLUTBAB"

"Oh she used to be my BFFLUTBAB. But then she became a bitch."

by Jango-Dark-Blade May 18, 2009

Baffleufagus

A person or creature who answers a question in the longest possible way with no reference to the actual question being asked. Doing so by using as many Irrelevant multi syllable words to hide their lack of knowledge on the subject being asked about.

Question - What is the weather like in Sydney in summer?

The Baffleufagus replies.. "Well it reminds me of time when a myriad of geese were flying south attempting to hibernate in Antartica in synergy. The sun was shining and the macor economic business was booming and although I couldn't see in front of my eyes I was exploring the temprate afternoon."

by BondiRusty February 24, 2010