bazzed

a mix between buzzed and baked...ur both at the same time!!

dude...im so BAZZED!

by allie August 12, 2003

bazzed

The state of an object or artifact (most commonly a car) after vulgar, pointless, and extremely extensive modification.

"The traffic was awful, I was late, it was raining, and as if all that wasn't bad enough, 15 baseball-capped goons crammed into a bazzed-up Saxo decided to give me a load of grief in Sainsbury's car-park."

by Carl T June 9, 2005

Bazz Jazzyford

The 93 year old man with a net worth of 43 undecillion dollars who spent half his money on a protected dumpster

Stop acting like Bazz Jazzyford

by Hamming Zaza June 2, 2021

Shizz Bazz

The antonym of Shizz Nazz. Frequently used in gaming for something that sucks to the extreme; the suxors; the possessor of noobness. Can also be used to refer to any extremely negative situation. Shizz Bazz was derived by online gamer The Great Hunting Dolphin (TGHD) after repeatedly pwning a player in Call of Duty 4 named Shizz Bazz.

Tom - "Dude, I am the shizz nazz!"
Mike - "No man, you came in dead last...you are the shizz bazz!"

Mike - "No freakin' way! I was first all game and that noob came in at the last second and won by 1 point! That's the shizz bazz!"

by Mike "TGHD" April 22, 2008

bazzed up

to have done up your car in a particularly shit way - the way a man called Barry might have done. Like a ricer but, if anything, more pants.

Nissan Micra, original paint job metallic lime but then owner paints large purple 'rally style' stripe up bonnet over roof and down boot, then adds soup-can sized dummy exhaust

by jeek February 7, 2005

bazz-yong

the bong sitting behind your bed. usually made of acrylic, glass, or shit you find in your garage.

how long is it gonna take you to load that bazz-yong, levi?

by NateHam September 24, 2005

skrazz bazz

1. A replacment for an exploitive.
2. An exclamation for no reason at all.
3. A phrase to annoy people as they walk down the street.
NOTE: Must scream at top of lungs.

(guy walks by) SKRAZZ BAZZ!!! (guy turns around, WTF?)

by Steev Cotandra February 13, 2004