Baywatch

porn for adolescents

Have you seen Yasmine Bleeth running down the beach in slow motion?

by L.J. July 11, 2003

Batwanger

Troll with a hole and a knob

I was fucked up one night and ended up cornholing a batwanger

by trollfaced batwanger July 15, 2003

Baewatch

Any activity condoning the search of potential mates in public. Best performed with a group, although can be completed successfully alone.

A portmanteau of "bae" and the television show "Bay Watch", as original baewatches were condoned at beach.

The baewatch was over after John hit on the cougar without arms.

The thirst was evident as we performed

our third baewatch of the day.

by MLB_Thad May 27, 2014

Batwan

Thailand girls' word for "sweet-talking man." Usually said with note of skepticism, even if not received that way.

Man: "Baby you are so beautiful, and I could gaze into your dark eyes all night. Come with me."

Girl: Oh, Batwan. You are Batwan.

by Butterflyman May 2, 2010

BathWater

An exquisite liquid refreshment consisting of the bath water of whomever you chose.

Bath water can come in all types of colors, flavors, and textures.

I would love to drink Becky's bathwater.
I drank your delicious bath water

by Becky'sBathWater November 21, 2021

batwang

An active male organ
dick prick hardon cock rod

He spent the afternoon passing her the batwang.

by Leothejack August 14, 2010

body off baywatch, face off crime watch

This describes a girl with an amazing body but an ugly face. see Skeletor

Can also be "body FROM baywatch, face FROM crime watch"

Itz the sort of thing teenage boyz snigger about with their matez but wouldnt actually go say it 2 the girl in question.

"that girl has a body off baywatch, face off crime watch, shame..."

by PedroXL September 30, 2006