bastert

a bastardization of the word bastard

I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you. People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you because you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut.

by 1234chris January 10, 2008

Basheesh

To drink alcohol, take drugs or have sex. But can also mean anything else.

Yeh, that party was crazy man, brought a bottle of rum and got so basheeshed, then we smoked a basheesh and I was fucked but I still ended up taking that girl back to her house and basheeshing the fuck out of her!

by Your Muma's Titties June 14, 2011

Baste the Brisket

Spreading them butt cheeks and lining up your girl's thick, juicy ass for a good anal pounding.

I always baste the brisket. Makes entry so much easier than trying to dry crack her. Without it, she'll sport a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Grill Baste

The act of forcefully farting (you can be clothed or naked) with your ass inches from someone's face (or grill). You get extra credit if they feel the wind or ass spray on their beak. The terminology derives from the fact that you are basting their grill in your own unique brand of stink.

Damn! Did you see that!? Eli just got grill basted by a 325-pound woman!! That fool is gonna smell like a mix of ho-hos, chocodiles and ass for the rest of the day. What a chump.

by HC Green June 12, 2006

Baseer

Baseer is a very nice guy that can easy get girls and is very sexy. he will be successful in everything he does in his future and present. everyone should be his friend. he can easy get girls

"oh my god hes soooo hotttt"

Saying baseer looks very attractive

by Rafay guy 123 November 29, 2019

bastress

bastard, the female version

Shelly stole my Gucci purse! Stupid bastress!

by melody April 2, 2004

basteo

This word has no particular meaning, but it has several uses. Some guy on tik tok "the scumbag dad" made it and it's really just used to critique someone's method of doing things.

Tiktoker: "So this is how you..."
The scumbag dad: "Actually no you're doing it wrong there's no Basteo.

by Wordkeyholder November 20, 2022