Bassel

bassel is guy with very many friend and also very handsome guy with da ladies. this guy always so crazy haha. sending love from libasol. this one time, he use woman makeup as crazy prank! oh also, he pretend to play bongos.... without any bongos!!! this guy so crazy man. he love Michael Scott from office and he always say “i’m michael scott!!!” get me everytime this guy

bassel: “hey guys guess what, i’m michael scott!!”
hot ladie: woooowwww.... i love him 😍😍😳
mahmoud: you is never michael scott... 😂 poser! you appear to be DWIGHT! 😂😂😎
bassel: i am finished with you mahmoud🤦🏻 ♂️, why don’t you change your DIAPER!😷💩(LOL, (men do not wear the diaper))

2 hot ladie: he is such a bassel💁🏻 ♀️, inshallah my husband of the future🥺

by JHLGFKOSULGVQL September 27, 2020

Bissell Baby Batter

2. Bissell Baby Batter is a vacuum used by girls that think abortions are a form of birth control.

This is #2 of 5 vacuums.

In one month April had already had 2 abortions and was thinking she was gonna have to go back in and ask the Dr. for a stronger abortion vacuum like the Bissell Baby Batter.

by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019

Bassill

A 1/2 liter beer glass filled with any type of beer

The man sitting in the Felix restaurant ordered a bassill of German beer

by team jazz April 4, 2010

Bissellbody

A person who stands too close to you in a public setting when there is no explanation or reason why. They will do this in a setting that does not warrant close squishing of people, i.e. a park, an empty store. Since they are in a sense "sucking themselves" as close to you as possible, they are named a Bissellbody aka (hoover man) (vac stander).

A: Someone who must be in your face to have a conversation with you, and even when you back up during their sentence, they move in close again and fix the situation to make it an awkwardly close distance.
B: You are standing in line at a drugstore (etc.), and you turn around and BAM!.....there is a person literally on your butt cheeks, and there is nobody behind them!!........and the store is empty!!!....Why must he/she do this!!?? They are acting like a Bissellbody!

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by Hmmphh! August 14, 2013

Baselling

Running around town avoiding someone you’re actually trying to see

Baselling this dude I want to see but not trying to let him know that.

by Zach Seymor December 10, 2017

Bossell Head

When the hair on the sides of your head is longer than the hair on top of your head. U-shaped, top of the head baldness, typically observed in older white males.

Lacey: Damn Sarah, I thought that dude had a full head of hair but he had a side cut bossell head.

Sarah: Yeah bossell heads only have hair on the sides lol.

by DonaldTrumpIsAPenisBreath February 13, 2021

bastella

the best thing ever. literally if u have this name. ur ultimate top tier person. ur perfect. amazeballs. love u. you can also say anything is bastella.

your name is bastella?? what an icon.

i’m feeling like a bastella.

by dguin November 27, 2021