Bartonym

A made up name generally used for phone pranks like Bart does on "The Simpsons"

Bart:"Is there a Mr. Pidasso there, a first name Stu?"
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.

by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2008

Barton's Gold Rum

The cheapest silky smooth 80 proof rum around.

Barton's Gold Rum makes Captain Morgan look like a fucking pussy.

by Bryan6969 May 18, 2011

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022

cletus bartholomew

A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!

Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool

by elliot😼 July 20, 2021

Bartow

A "city" in the middle of Florida. It is in Polk County, in between Lakeland, Mulberry, and Winterhaven. It is also in between Orlando and Tampa. It is the road to everywhere and also the road to nowhere.

"So you live in Lakeland?" -Dude from Lakeland

"No. I'm from Bartow." - Bartow resident

"I'm sorry." -Dude from Lakeland

"You should be. You live in Polk County." -Bartow resident

by Nerdcrafter January 11, 2010

El Barto

Bart Simpson's tag name on the greatest TV show ever (M*A*S*H...lol). Often seen in Springfield specifically near the courthouse or alleyways. Homer even tries his own version of that tag creating the name "El Homo".

El Barto should not be pronounced as "El Burrito" contrary to popular belief. Notice the subtle difference in the LETTERS.

by El Barto June 11, 2004

Barwhore Laugh

L-O-U-D, bawdy laugh from a woman that makes you stop what you are doing and look to see where it came from. It is not a giggle or a titter or a gradual build of laughter- it is LOUD and OUT THERE immediately. This laugh is typically heard in a bar environment from a chick that has drank too much and gotten too loud, but, it can also be heard in any situation where something is REALLY funny. Once you hear it, you'll know it forever.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Girl....you just Barwhore Laughed. Umm...the sermon's about to start, reign it in. Damn.

Hear that- somebody's Barwhore Laughing- I'll have what she's having.

by Roxie AKA LisaLeesaLisa January 16, 2011