Babysplaining

Less mature than boysplaining which, in turn, is a less mature version of mansplaining. This is as low as it gets.

I tried to ask him a question but he started babysplaining so I gave up.

by Lololololol Will October 20, 2017

boardsplaining

When your Board of Directors tells you something you should be doing for your company that is either completely wrong, completely impossible, or completely obvious.

The board member was boardsplaining to the Director of Engineering that if she hired more engineers, more work would get done.

by lynnepig July 26, 2018

Bandsplaining

When someone goes above and beyond to illustrate they know more about a band than someone who has expressed interest in that band, especially with a condescending tone or attitude .

"I see you have a Motorhead shirt on. I bet you cant name 3 songs off the Inferno album . See, most people only know Ace of Spades, but....."

(This person was bandsplaining to someone else )

Second definition: when you ask a band what kind of music they play and they go on for 10 minutes, listing obscure bands and saying how you'll never really understand it until you listen to their album.

E.g- Chad: what kind of music does your band play?

Tim: we're like a mixture of punk and country, with a little jazz/reggae. We have some tones of Johnny Cash from '72-73, plus some hints of Zanphire. But like his B-side stuff, not his popular/mainstream stuff. But that doesnt really explain it all the way.

Tim is bandsplaining. Second definition submitted by Chris Jacobs

by Eedwards7891 December 1, 2018

boysplaining

Mansplaining, but more immature.

15 Year Old Boysplaining Feminism

by Zaroc October 5, 2017

bensplaining

Interrupting someone to explain why they are wrong or to negate or discredit the point that they are making. Ignoring all rules of what is socially acceptable because you believe that your reality is the only reality and that everyone else just doesn't get it.

Sally started speaking about how she felt about the current gun problem in America, but Ben stopped her and began bensplaining that she did not actually feel that way.

by bf4361 June 15, 2017

batsplaining

Bat goes on a rant about a topic unrelated to the current conversation. For example, if you are talking about a santa costume you want her to wear, she might go on a whole rant about how the color red promotes fertility.

Morty: "Hi Bat, are you gonna wear that beard for the santa costume?"

Bat: "Beards have long been associated with wisdom and intelligence, and many great thinkers throughout history have sported impressive facial hair. But did you know that beards may also be related to the space-time continuum? According to recent studies, the gravitational pull of a beard can actually warp the fabric of space and time, creating distortions in the nearby area. But enough about the scientific properties of beards - let's talk about how to cook soup. Soup is a versatile and satisfying meal that can be made with a wide variety of ingredients. To make soup, you will need a large pot and some basic cooking tools, such as a knife, cutting board, and stirring spoon. "

Her whole twitch chat: "she's batsplaining again"

by MortyCo December 13, 2022

Bragplaining

Bragplaining- when you complain about something while bragging on yourself. Very bitchy condescending behavior, Karens and Kens do this often. Sociopaths and even attentionwhores are well known for this.

Karen was bragplaining when she said she was the only one following the rules at her work.

by Mustngsalie January 7, 2022