Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

Barnsley

A town found in South Yorkshire that is constantly slandered for it's culture. It has bad points...(Morons and an incompetant council) but is much like every other town and city found in England.

P.s The people of Barnsley never, or rarely speak like this; Am guin t'pit. They don't mine either.

by Orator of verum August 19, 2008

Barbull

A Barbull is when you are sitting on your nuts and it is a bad time to re-adjust.

Last week at work I was in a Barbull for the entire staff meeting.

I barbulled myself at the dinner table last thanksgiving.

by Rickert February 15, 2006

A Barnsley

An unexpected semi.

An unexpected semi errection, like Barnsley's run in the 2008 FA cp reaching the semi final's

Dude, last period I had a Barnsley.

by Chesk September 23, 2009

Barnaluckas

An insult. Its a mixture between calling someone a barn or child and luckas for doors closing. When put together it stands for someone who needs to close there legs because they are raping children too much!

Stop being a barnaluckas and get me my soda.

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

barnubus

A Bisexual Succubus.

Is that a succubus? NO! THATS A BARNUBUS!

by Jacob11945 October 5, 2013

got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011