barniculous

The act of having barnacles on you.

When you see something barniculous, you’ll know it’s barniculous.

by Niccy J Thiccy February 18, 2023

Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.

"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Going to Barnsley

Taking ones other half up the backdoor.

Well practiced sexual pastime of the inhabitants of the infamous South Yorkshire shithole.

Men from Barnsley have had their lasses up the shitter more times than you've had hot dinners.

Our lass has the painters in, so tonight we're Going to Barnsley

My new girlfriend has a minge like a clowns pocket so we’re only ever Going to Barnsley

by Dave Schloosh January 8, 2009

barnik

A person who's entire personality is soccer.

Man, all this person talks about is soccer. He's definitely a barnik.

by UrbanBark October 10, 2021

Barnologist

An expert in mucking barn

“I need a professional barn mucking” “no worries my friend is a barnologist”

by Poopsnitch69 January 24, 2023

banildo

when a frozen banana is used in the place of a dildo.

my damn wife broke her dilde so she made me make her a banildo!!

by Aaron Porter May 6, 2004

banilla

A flavor consisting of both banana and vanilla, sometimes also referred to as "vanana," although less frequently.

Trader Joe's sells a delicious Banilla Protein drink in their cold juice section!

by hop_scotch July 6, 2008