Barkered

To totally screw something up through ones own stupidity

I was talking to this girl, everything was going great till i totally barkered out and grabbed her boob

by ConfederateRokr July 3, 2010

barker

An ugly person, someone very unatractive.

That girl is a serious barker

by gfds July 28, 2006

barker

An unattractive person; One who resembles a dog.

Where does Geoff get these girls? I thought the last one was bad, but this one is a real barker!

by TheDubiousDrDan July 22, 2015

boardwalk barker

The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.

The couple were walking on the pier when suddenly a boardwalk barker startled them.

by jpg3 August 13, 2015

Zesty Barker

When one person, persons or thing fart in anothers mouth.

That girl is pretty crazy when she gets drunk, she asked me as soon as I got her to my place for a Zesty Barker, so i couldnt refuse.

by Huck Steel November 8, 2011

Bob Barker

the long-running host of Price is Right. He still has energy after all these years to run the program. He should be hailed as a god.

And now, the host of Price is Right...BOB BARKER!

by World Domination February 18, 2005

clive barkering

Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.

Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.

by CLive_Barker August 17, 2015