Applesauce Swag

The swag you acquire when you think you are good at something, but clearly are not. Generally is the douchebag of the group who suffers from SMS (Short Man Syndrome) and just lacks overall rationalization that they really aren't "the shit." Tends to get angry when they suck at something (which is all the time, you would think they would be used to it.) and do irrational things such as break up with a girl or fuck a dude.

Yo Dillon, your applesauce swag is through the roof!

by Boozher August 2, 2011

Applesauced

When a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest

Guy 1: So what happened last night?
Guy 2: I totally applesauced my girlfriend
Guy 1: Dude that's AWESOME!

by Johnny Applesauceseed May 6, 2011

crisscross applesauce

The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."

I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.

by 'eh July 16, 2007

brapplesauce

1. a slightly explosive brapple crushed into sauce, not dangerous unless mixed with "the lemons of"

Beware of the lemons of brapplesauce, for it will destroy all in its path!!!

by cheesewingpwnage October 2, 2006

Criss cross applesauce

a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.

teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!

by singstar319 June 19, 2011

Black Applesauce

when a fat black man shits in a milf's mouth and then duct tapes it shut slaps her in the face with his penis and farts in her nose while going down the road on a public bus.

you shoulda seen what i did to that bitch avory on the bus that black applesauce was awesome!

by funnyman156687898 December 12, 2010

Applesauce

1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".

2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.

1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!

2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.

by cupajoe April 6, 2010