by WillieWeekapaug September 19, 2003
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eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
by hpkid March 2, 2005
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Sexual position where the male mounts the female in a "piggyback" fashion and inserts himself into the "out" hole.
by Lance B. October 11, 2004
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by TRexLex February 18, 2009
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by HCDC September 9, 2013
Get the Pantelope mug.A school filled with emotional teenagers that’s don’t know how to solve problems but are great at creating them, along with guys who care very little about others and more about drugs or video games and girls who dress like hookers always trying to causes fights with random people they don’t even know.
1. Random idiot: I’m bored, let’s create a meme account about antelope high school and make people wanna kill themselves.
Another random idiot: Sure, let me just send you this video I’ve had forever that I’ve probably jerked off to a million times.
Another random idiot: Sure, let me just send you this video I’ve had forever that I’ve probably jerked off to a million times.
by Antelopeisntwhatyouthink May 21, 2019
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Jack: Mate I’ve got one straight away
Maffew: go ahead
Jack: antelope mudslide, that’s my wrestler name
Maffew: that sounds disgusting
Jack: that’s my version of the gorilla monsoon name
Maffew: you look so innocent and you come out with something like that
Jack: it’s probably on urban dictionary with something horrendous under it
Jack: Mate I’ve got one straight away
Maffew: go ahead
Jack: antelope mudslide, that’s my wrestler name
Maffew: that sounds disgusting
Jack: that’s my version of the gorilla monsoon name
Maffew: you look so innocent and you come out with something like that
Jack: it’s probably on urban dictionary with something horrendous under it
by AntelopeMudslider November 14, 2020
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