Rubber Band Bank

Has absolutely nothing to do with the ammount of rubber bands. Is simply a wad of cash with a rubber band around it. These types of "Banks" are usually found in illegal transactions; i.e., drug trafficking. The term is also an oxymoron of sorts, because the terms "Rubber Band" and "Bank" imply drastically different levels of risk.

Don't worry Filbert, I got my Rubber Band Banks.

by Schlongmaster December 7, 2006

Rubber Band Bank Roll

A rack of Benjamin’s so fat in your pocket that a money clip can’t hold it, so use a rubber band instead.

My boo thang’s rubber band bank roll gets everyone’s attention every time he takes it out of his pocket...

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ February 26, 2021

bankjobber

Someone always scrapping for cash to the point of working with the least capable people to achieve an ill-advised task. (Like robbing a bank.)

I heard that bankjobber wants to hold up the 7-11 by the police station. I hope he gets shot.

by socaleddy April 14, 2009

Lemonade Bankrobber

A person who is a stellar example of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action. That means they have very low experience in a subject yet greatly overestimate their skills, which more often than not makes themselves look like an ass.

It was named after the case of McArthur Wheeler, who was the inspiration of the Dunning-Kruger effect experiment. He robbed two banks after covering his face in lemon juice, believing that as lemon juice is used in invisible ink, that his face would not be seen on security camera footage and therefore he'd be completely anonymous and never be caught.

Don't be a Lemonade Bankrobber, "whom" is the objective case form of "who" and "thine" is the prevocalic form of "thy" Don't throw them around willy-nilly to look smarter. All you look like is a pretentious twat.

by Trerry October 7, 2016