Wangxiety

wang-zahy-i-tee

Also, wanxiety.

1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.

Synonym: wangst

1. Charles: "Maybe you should get circumsized? I hear it makes your dick look bigger and may decrease your wangxiety."

Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."

2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.

by cjfinks September 16, 2010

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Blogxiety

That creeping feeling that professional blogging is a lot less fun than it seemed to be at first.

Blogger: I feel so frustrated and overwhelmed... It's like a punch in the gut when I see someone has posted more nip pics than me. It's such a competitive world out there! And on top of that, I've run out of motivational sayings to use as picture captions.
Blogger's mom: Oh dear, you've got a case of blogxiety!

by Anastasia Meow June 21, 2023

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