Bangover

Bang-over (bang-oh-ver)

noun

1. The inability to start a new book because you are still living in the old book's world

2. The inability to function at work/school because you were up all night binge-reading

I've got such a massive bangover I can't even face powering up my Kindle

Abigail was sent home from school early she had such a bad bangover

by Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat June 8, 2014

bangover

1. When you had too much sex the night before and now you're really tired and super sore in your vaginal/breastal regions
2. After a night of debauchery, you wake up super hungover, sleeping next to a really ugly guy you don't remember and you think "OH DEAR GOD, why did I do that last night?"

1. Man, Jason fucked me so hard last night. I have such a bangover today.
2. I was so drunk last night, I don't remember fucking that ugly guy....ugh, what a bangover.

by leopards13 March 31, 2015

Bangover

When you've stayed up all night banging and you're feeling knackered and rough the next day.

Person 1: do you want to come for a run?

Person 2: Naa, I've got a massive Bangover after last night

by DirtyHertie May 3, 2016

Bangover

Hangover from headbanging

I have a bangover from last night.

by Yourwelcome123456789 February 28, 2018

Bangover

A severe headache induced by headbanging.

" Dude, I just got a total bangover."

by Ironman211 January 31, 2009

Bangover

(1) a term coined originally via atrocious typo, a bangover is the dilemma that arises after one has experienced a particularly intense sexual experience--the individual finds themselves too exhausted to participate in any other activities
(2) a term referring to neck and head pain from headbanging too hard at a concert

(1) Due to the fact that they rarely get beyond first base, the main character of any given John Green novel is unlikely to experience a bangover.
(2) Michael had a severe bangover episode following the Slayer concert last summer.

by HowDoYouSpellPseudonym February 4, 2012

Bangover

The feeling or state of mind, ranging from a few minutes after to the morning, after sexual intercourse, especially exceptional intercourse. Feelings may include excessive drowsiness, prolongated state of Euphoria, and soreness of sexual organs.

Chris and I fucked for hours last night, I have such a bangover.

by B Strit August 11, 2007