Ace Bandage Wrap

Girls must use Ace Bandage Wrap when playing a guy role in a play so their boobs to stick out.

Director: You're going to have to do something about the breastes
Girl: I'll use Ace Bandage Wrap!

by asgewt August 02, 2009

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

Booze Bandage

The best thing to happen since drinking! It's a patch you wear while you drink so you're not as hungover the next day. You sneak these on so your friends suffer like little bitches and you look like a superhero!

Slap this Booze Bandage on and you're good to go!

by nautiginger July 17, 2019

Bandager

A band's manager.

Clyde: "Who is your band's manager?"

Brandon: "Correction, bandager."

by Alaric C. October 29, 2014

Somerset Bandage

A “bodge-job” medical technique where kitchen roll is duct taped over the abrasion.

“We don’t have First Aid Kits here lad, use a Somerset Bandage and suck it up”

by Somerset 7 November 22, 2022

Bandage Baby

A baby that is conceived to restore a failing marriage.

“Do you really think slapping a bandage baby on your marriage will fix it?”

by Cannabisius March 04, 2021

bandage and manage

when referring to s/h inflicting wounds on yourself and covering them up

bandage and manage lol

by stumvi March 08, 2021