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Ballsack Bandit

A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.
Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!
by Boner Swag Man August 6, 2023
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struggle bandit

Typically black men who are career criminals, committing crimes such as burglary, assault, robbery, etc. They are repeat offenders and spend most of their adult life in prison. They use having a criminal record as an excuse to not work or take care of their children. They are delusional in the belief that they only get arrested for crimes they commit due to systemic racism. They don't comply with police and sometimes the outcome is deadly. They are lazy, shiftless, entitled and feel like the whole world owes them something because their ancestors were slaves. They are sociopaths who believe that they are incapable of doing anything wrong and that their failures in life are a result of racism. They don't take any accountability for their actions. They see how fatherlessness in the home destroys the lives of black children and they couldn't give a flying f*** about it. They are selfish, malignant narcissists who don't care about the well-being of the women and children in their communities. They don't value their women and either exploit, abuse them or take them for granted. They tend to abandon their children because they themselves did not have fathers growing up and sadistically would like to see their children suffer the same fate they have.
Nahla: "Hey, girl. Did you hear what happened to the lady next door?"
Shanna: "No. What happened?"
Nahla: "Jamal broke into her house, robbed her, then took off. The police are looking for him."
Shanna: "That's terrible what happened to her. I hope the police catch that struggle bandit."
by Jaja Dannevik October 21, 2021
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"We are banditos. You will leave Dema and head true east. We will renounce Vialism.
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banitsa

This is a traditional Bulgarian pastry which we buy and consume as breakfast or bake it on some holidays. It's realy good and is most commonly filled with cheese and is really greasy but who cares.. it's delicious!!! Our grannies love to bake banitsa :) You should really try one!

It's pronounced BAH-nit-sa :)
-Wanna get a hamburger, mate?
-Nah, I'm more of a banitsa person.
by Danyaru June 18, 2009
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Bankit

V. To play basketball
N. Bankit
1. Aye y’all tryna Bankit?
2. BANKIIIIIIIIT
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badbitchica

I wish I could live in Badbitchica.
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Bicep Bandit

One who comes to the gym and only works their biceps and leaves. Typically comes and does dozens of exercises to increase the size of their biceps, utilizing their knowledge of broscience. Known to take all equipment used to work biceps.
Dude that guy has been curling in the squat rack for 30 minutes. Oh ya he just another bicep bandit.
by ShutupandTrain April 3, 2011
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