ballzak

ballzak is a nickname for people who have the name Zak. Ballzaks usually think that they're strong, but in reality the can only bench bar. Ballzaks usually third wheel a lot and laugh at their own jokes.

Yo, ballzak just benched 20 pounds and he said that his pecs are "too big"

by BALLZAK July 3, 2015

Cotton Ballz

An old dude with a wooly, white haired scrotum.

Way too many cotton ballz in the gym locker room today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2017

Balzano

when someone does something that is either really stupid or really amazing, also referring to the most amazing person ever

add paulsie, walsie, balzie, malsie, alsie, or big in front of balzano for more dramatic effect

1. Shot not get the phone. Fuck thats paulsie walsie balzano.
2. Dude did you see that shot? Yeah it was big balzano.
3. Mr. Balzano is the fucking man. Yeah i know.

by asdfasdfasgv March 22, 2008

Ballzinis Blowpop

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007

ballzzing

when an ipod teabags someone

OMG dude did you see that ipod he totaly gave him a ballzzing

by Robbiehay1 August 10, 2009

balz

A phrase to express frustration. A replacement for the word "darn" or "dang it."

When Annabel tripped over Lauren's large testicles and into a pile of poopy jello, she exclaimed "BALZ!!!!"

by Dwarfscum18 January 13, 2017

Ballz to You

a phrase spout out by a lesbian liza minelli in the middle of a random interview and is now slightly a meme

jack: ballz to you!
joe: wtf?

by Revrevrunrun January 11, 2011