Bacondom

Noun. Delicious contraceptive device constructed of cured pig flesh.

Zelda: “Babe, I don’t like those, I’m allergic to latex"
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”

"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"

"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"

"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"

"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."

by Pigporker January 28, 2014

Blondom

When you have to triple wrap to avoid the child support consequences of a blonde scrag.

"Dude, how'd ya go with that glamma on the weekend?" ... "Oh mate, had to blondom that bitch.. she was gunning for the coin"

by The.Blonde January 18, 2017

baloniolas

Ariolas that are the size of a slice of bologna (baloney) because they've stretched out from breast implants surgeries

Wow, check out that chick across the bar. I can see her boobs thru her top and she's packing some 1st class baloniolas

by jquebby September 21, 2020

BlondoFobia

A person that's afraid of hot blond girls

I have BlondoFobia

by Peter Ian Staker March 17, 2021

bapondo

A person that excels impressively at whatever tf they do wether it's something good or bad. They usually don't gaf and always seem to impress.

"Bapondo, you just killed that elephant with one punch? Respect bro"
"Bapondo how are you?"

by Onlyonekingstabbzbro August 17, 2023

Blondodon

A word that is used to call the 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, Donald Trump in the dystopian sci-fi black comedy novel 2072

"Manny had hated Blondodon so much"

by Dancelikea. Sweetio August 21, 2025