BlogHer

BlogHer (not to be confused with BlogShe): It’s a conference that happens in July. You get there on Thursday and party. Friday you go to a few sessions and realize they are all kind of boring. Go get drunk with your friends. Saturday you go to the sessions that your friends or celebrities are speaking at and then you stalk them and give them love letters with pictures of them and your cat. Saturday night you tell everyone your deepest secrets and also accidentally flash some people. Sunday important stuff happens but you skip it to sleep in and then you go to the airport.

"I went to the BlogHer conference but all I got was this lousy hangover."

by The Troubless April 15, 2008

Bloghard

When a blogger gets all high and mighty and posts something that has them come off as tough and/or cool. Being bloghard usually consists of bashing other peoples blogs, bashing celebrities or musicians, or bashing common opinions without any real reason all from the comfort of their own living room.

"Hey did you guys hear that Brittany Murphy passed away?"

"Late pass dumbass."

"Whoa someone is a little bloghard, sorry I was trying to make conversation."

by standardspit December 27, 2009

baloghed

baloghed - pronounced "bal-loked"

means

ATM - Ass to mouth

Jimmy: Oh man, I did this chick in the but last night...
Rob: dude, you baloghed her?
Jimmy: yeah!
Rob: SWEET! Bitch deserved it.

by belmont_banger January 26, 2007

Baloch

The Baloch are a central asian iranic ethnic group residing in pakistan, afghanistan, iran, turkmenistan, tajikistan and some gulf countries. They tend to have caucasion features, and are well known for their sharp noses and dusky eyes and mainly speak balochi, a bad ass iranian language which sometimes sounds like mix of chinese and persian.

Never mess with a baloch, they love their guns a tad bit too much. They love playing cards and hookah and buzkashi is their religion.

yo are you a baloch?
yeah
k, i was just getting out of here

by chico man September 12, 2019

Balogna

slang, to substitute for 'shit'

used by people who dont swear (usualy kids)

your full of 'balogna'

thats a bunch of 'balogna'

by Pyst May 3, 2009

balouh

1. so incredibly awesome that saying awesome is not necessary.

2. to fuck or bang

3. to t-bag.

1. guy one: man, that party was balouh.

guy two: yeah man, it was ill.

2. guy: I balouhed that chick so hard last night

3. guy one: haha what a noob, i just balouhed him so hard

guy two: yeah i saw you t-bagging him.

by BYGbalouh September 9, 2010

BALOSHI!

the sound a chinese person makes as they begin to/jump into a swimming pool

as shi lan kuo dived into the pool, he shouted "BALOSHI!"

by dfgkjasdbvnkldnfbsl September 4, 2012