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(bal-ooo-ch)
Someone who happens to be hairy, and has a belly, as well as other deciding factors such as being rude and narcissistic. Bad hygiene is another key factor of determining if someone is a balouch. A balouch is more of a sub category of being a douche, all balouches are douches but not all douches are balouches.
Yeah dude, that guy is such a douche, all he cared about was himself and wouldn’t stop talking

Totally dude he had bad breath too, Total balouch
Balouch by JDADDY97 December 8, 2021
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Balochs are very, generally, good looking poeple. The have morals and respect their women (usually amazingly hott) They are rich because they have the old Balochi values instilled in them and they realize that knowlegde is the key to the future and money. They treat their women with respect, they are straying from the Balochi culture. Balochi's are very noble and loving poeple, their kindness is unsurpassed by any other society, go to Balochistan(Pakistan) and you shall see. Those in power, i cannot say the same generilization for, you must create your own opinion.Balochi is a language spoken by Muslims of Pakistan,Iran,Afghanistan and India ,
Balochi has been vaguely described as combining Arabic script and Persian vocabulary.
Balochi:Abdullah ho Barkat Dost Ant
English:Abdullah and Barkat are friend
Baloch by Balochian April 3, 2009
brother, but when u accidentally pronounce it wrong it becomes a badouh

a person you trust
My badouh fucked my ass
badouh by The Holy Meme September 20, 2017
A stinky acab kitty girl. Obsessed with kacchan and is extremely good at hiding their identity.
"Is this the baluhoe?"
Baluhoe by chrolloscumsock March 18, 2021
Origin: Misreading of the word "bacon".
Pronunciation: bälō
1: noun, A five letter word for meat.
2: verb, to fail especially hard.
1: Mmm...baloh! Fish, chicken, or beef, I love it all!
2: Damn, I totally balohd that test...
Baloh by Jay Ibero February 4, 2009

Douche Balouche 

Juan is such a douche balouche!
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