Ballsaneous

When all cognitive and physical behavior flow from the ball sack instead of the brain.

That was a real ballsaneous move you made when you boinked that stripper in front of Her kids in the back of the her Chevy Suburban.

by Fuckthatnoise June 4, 2015

Ballssage'

The act of gently massaging your man's balls until he falls asleep.

My man loves his nightly bedtime ballssage'. He wakes giddy and refreshed each day.

by GimmeKisse May 14, 2018

Ballshaming

making fun of someone because of how their balls look.

"dude i told you not to make fun of me while we have sex, that's ballshaming and it's very rude

by Copilotmagician October 20, 2018

ballshweat

I’ll give you one guess what this means.

Ballshweat is an epidemic south of the equator.

by Crown Bear November 3, 2018

Ballscape

A picture of a beautiful landscape with your balls barley poking in frame

I sent this girl a ballscape

by Stormy0121 June 2, 2021

The Secret Ballgrave Route

The second secret route of Deltarune Chapter 2
Mystic created the inspiration, Cereally finalized it.

Person 1: Have you found that secret route in Deltarune Chapter 2?
Person 2: Oh, you mean The Secret Ballgrave Route?
Person 1: Yeah, that one.

by g64d November 29, 2022

Ballsage

A massage applied to the balls.

Properly applied using the mouth.

Only applied to the balls, there is no fallace involved.

Guy: Dude, this camel ride on Trogdor was so rough, I need a ballsage

Girl (on knees with mouth open and arms raised in a heavenly fashion): I am ready to give you a ballsage.

by Charles Dickens iv August 6, 2010