kickin' ballistics

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.

Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.

by merrakesh August 29, 2010

Colleen Ballinger

Colleen Ballinger is a YouTuber, comedian, actress, singer, writer, manipulator, and narcissist. Ballinger is best known for her annoying character Miranda Sings on "Haters Back Off." She tours with a live show that allows her to victimize and embarrass her audience. She has been accused of being inappropriate with children, more specifically in her group chat "Colleney's Weenies." Ballinger communicated with minors about sexual positions, and other inappropriate subjects. Adam McIntyre filed a police report and posted a video describing how Colleen manipulated him into free labor, groomed him, and gaslit him. She also sent him lingerie in the mail, then she tried to say it was a joke taken out of context. Another victim, Becky (16 years old at the time), is in a newly resurfaced Twitter/TikTok video; Colleen is standing over the girl, Becky was lying on her back. The teen was asked to participate in a "yoga challenge" in which Colleen pushed the girl's legs apart and a fart noise is played.

Becky was not dressed for this, stating "...Colleen is spreading my legs basically, as far as she can, she spread them so far that you can see the spandex I was wearing under my romper." She was left feeling violated and unsafe: when she left to get in her car, she noticed men staring at her in a predatorial way. Needless to say, this woman is dangerous and needs to be canceled so that she can no longer use her "fame" to manipulate children.

Person 1: "What is the name of that super annoying chick who is in that stupid 'Haters Back Off' show?"
Person 2: "Oh the child predator? Her name is Colleen Ballinger."
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm so glad she ruined her career and marriage with that horrific unapologetic apology video with the ukulele."

by Just an Average Jess June 30, 2023

straight ballin

Livin day to day. Down today, up tomorrow. Spending ridiculous today, not worried about tomorrow. Whatever you ridin, you riding it hard. Wippin it hard. Going all out in a budget. Balling on a budget. Finding ways, using all resources to get money. Striving for a million stayin motivated. That's Str8 Ballin

I just got paid today, and I'm straight ballin

by Still gettin money December 3, 2015

baldis basics

A game that looks like pre alpha minecraft on steroids and as hard as passing the balance pose on wii fit it makes dark souls look like doritos crash course 2 if it had a teacher is going to spank you with a ruler

baldis basics in education and learning is a great time for the whole family

by Linkzy June 12, 2018

Baldie's Steak Night

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010

Baldi

The professor at your school who gets mad and runs after you and tries to beat you with a ruler for every problem you get wrong.

Guy1: "Have you ever played Baldi's Basics? It's all over YouTube!"
Guy2: "Yes, he beat me with a ruler!"
Guy1: "Use more BSoda next time."

by Hwk3r June 12, 2018

baldi in the elevator day

baldi baldi baldis in the elevator

"dude its baldi in the elevator day"

by baldibaldibaldisintheelevator April 26, 2022