Mexican Golf Ball

1.5oz of pure Cocaine from Mexico.

My Buddy brought me home a Mexican Golf Ball. Lets get fucked up!

by PhranQ Bobrick November 29, 2021

a clean golf ball

A cutie. A clean golf ball implies that you’re clean and active. You’re cute and you text back fast!

Ooh johnathan is such a clean golf ball!!

by Rio1954 February 1, 2019

Golf balls in carrier bags

1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.

2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.

Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her?

Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.

Baggers: Rancid cans?

Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.

by Baggers80 September 2, 2010

chocolate golf ball

when a white male dips his genitals in milk and has sex with a black woman..

i had the milk handy so i figured why not cool my boys down grab my girl and enjoy a chocolate golf ball...

by unionstar702 June 15, 2010

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016