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Baldism

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A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.
Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!
by GoodDefinitions April 7, 2017
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Catchone Baldie is a Hip Hop artist from Athens, Ga. His music gained hundreds of thousands of views in 2016. His 2016 single 'Not Invited' from his latest mixtape 'Born Star' was recently featured on the front page of WorldStar Hip Hop. Catchone Baldie is also related to another prominent Athens, Ga Hip Hop artist, Kobi Da God, who has also gained similar success in recent years.
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by Super-Adaptoid April 23, 2017
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baldist

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a certain person who has a problem with the follicly-challenged or chosen to be follicly-challenged
Diana Mai is a baldist.
by Mr. Baldy December 26, 2007
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a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.
Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.

Matt was a Baldie John victim
by Roo#1 December 30, 2008
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baldness

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Baldness is when you have no hair and your head looks very much like an egg.
David- "Hey, that's an egg!"
Ron- "No, thats a guy who suffers from baldness!"
by Ordem July 13, 2015
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Baldie

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(noun), Street slang used to describe a pitbull that Possesses completely white head typical known as bald pitbulls)The reference of that in regards to the Bald Eagle , when fully matured has a completely white head.
-“Yo Deshawn did you see the size of that head on that baldie Mike was walking on 30th?”
by DEADMEAT April 16, 2019
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baldis birthday

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baldis birthday is on 4/04/18

baldi is from badli basics
guys its baldis birthday
by Chungy boy April 3, 2019
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